Things I Do Instead of Studying

Exam tomorrow. Do you know what that means? It means I should be studying respiratory issues, but instead I keep finding myself wandering off (mentally or physically) to do other things. For example:

• Attempting to teach Gabby how her fancy new collar is going to keep her from pooping on the front sidewalk. (FAIL)
• Chatting with the fraud department at Discover Card (a story for another day).
• Checking my email.
• Changing my blog background. (You like? I'm undecided. I kind of like black.)
• Replacing the bandage on my arm from where I burned it last week making cookies.
• Checking Facebook.
• Vacuuming.
• IMing Kolby.
• Moving lamps around.
• Scavenging for chocolate.
• Unloading the dishwasher.
• Looking at this blog. (Why don't I have a little boy? And a fancy photography business?)
• And this blog.
• And this blog.

But this test ain't taking itself, so I guess it's time to get serious and start studying tension pneumothorax and pleural effusion again. Right after I do a little research on ADD.