Dear Pajama Girl,

I understand that you stayed up late studying for your first exam last night. But I do think you should have changed out of your pajamas before coming to class this morning. Maybe put on a bra? Brushed your hair? Sometimes those things wake me up a bit. And then after the test? During lecture? When you were so tired that you stretched across three chairs and went to sleep? Your thong was hanging out. I think everyone, including you, would have been happier if you'd just gone home to catch up on some z's.

Sincerely,

Jami