Peony envy

Oh no she di'n't.

She did. She also considered "Does the size of your peony matter?" and "Not your average peony" and "peony enhancement" for titles.

(In my best Jim Gaffigan old lady voice, "Oh, I don't like that at all. This is a family blog!")

But seriously! Peonies! This big? It's hard not to make the jokes. Especially if you pronounce them "PEE-uh-Nees" (like we do up here) instead of "pee-OH-knees." The girls can't say it without giggling.