Monday, August 2, 2010

Public Service Announcement

Stripping old wallpaper is turning me into a bitter and angry woman. It is also forcing me to drink far too much coffee and say words that burn the ears of small children, all while I grossly neglect said children. Most importantly, stripping this $#%#@ #$%#@ #%$%#A@ wallpaper prevents me from blogging about more uplifting events in my life such as Orcas Island and Madeline's birthday party.

If you have any regard for your fellow human beings and the integrity of walls in the homes across America, you will join the fight against wallpaper and stop this barbaric practice.

Thank you.




2 comments:

Marie said...

oh,you are your father's daughter! That is the only way he can do a project is if the air is blue with cussing!

Dawn said...

It's so brave of you to stand up and admit your suffering. You are truly a voice of reason, a shining light in the dark, dark room that is covered in wallpaper. Kudos to you for speaking out and trying to make the world a better, prettier, wallpaper-free place.